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Take A Shot
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You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...

You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...

You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.

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Big Merger
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One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge...

It'll be called YouTwitFace.

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Twitter Soldiers
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Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?

Because they're always too quick to retweet.

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Like A Roll of Toilet Paper
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper...

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |