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One Cup Every Morning
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I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right...

The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit!

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Doing the Math
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If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed...

I’d have $6.30 right now!

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Doctor's Advice
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Doctor: What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Patient: I don't know.

Doctor: Urine trouble.

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Take A Shot
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You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...

You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...

You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.

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