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Dangerous Exercising
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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...

It's too dangerous.

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It's A New Year
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2019: Live, Laugh, Love...

2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...

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Keep Looking
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I'm not a complete idiot...

Some parts are still missing!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Rabbits On His Head
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares!

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posted by "SRD" |