one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
4 votes

What do ghosts need to build a house?

A “boo” print!

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posted by "Linda1988" |
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Why can't towels tell jokes?

Because they have a dry sense of humor.

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posted by "Heaven" |
6 votes

Divorce is the past tense of marriage.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |