one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Just found out on my tax return that there's a limit on dependents...


I thought 45 was reasonable, but I was wrong.

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posted by "Fasteddie686" |
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What do you get if you cross a Ford Taurus with uranium?

A Ford Fusion.

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posted by "Frank Stuttgen" |