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Worth Of A Gas Cap
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A man walked up to the counter of an auto-part store. "Excuse me," he said, "I'd like to get a new gas cap for my Yugo."

"Sure," the clerk replied. "Sounds like a fair exchange to me."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Problems
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Seeing a spider is not a problem...

The problem comes when it disappears!

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If A Gang of Robbers Dove
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If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool...

Would that cause a crime wave?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Gas for $1.49
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I got gas today for $1.49...

Unfortunately, it was Taco Bell.

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posted by "wadejagz" |