one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
3 votes

I wonder why scissors comes in packages that you need them to open them?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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You know what really makes me smile?

Facial muscles.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
3 votes

Don't be irreplaceable...

If you can't be replaced, Then you can't be promoted!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |