one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$9.00 won 4 votes

Why is an island like the letter T?

They're both in the middle of water!

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Steve Froggatte" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Politicians and diapers... Both need to be changed for the same reason

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

It's not the pace of life that concerns me..

It’s the sudden stop at the very end!

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |