one liner jokes

What is Econometrics?

It is the art of drawing a crooked line from an unproven assumption to a foregone conclusion.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago...

Now I live in constant fear.

What exactly is junk?

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

I’m going to be buried up in the Boston area when I die.

My mother had plotted it for years.