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Before You Criticize
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes...

That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Scissor Packages
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I wonder why scissors comes in packages that you need them to open them?

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What Makes Me Smile
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You know what really makes me smile?

Facial muscles.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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Word to the Wise
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Don't be irreplaceable...

If you can't be replaced, Then you can't be promoted!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |