one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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One minute you're young and fun...

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...

It's too dangerous.

6 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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2019: Live, Laugh, Love...

2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...

4 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

I'm not a complete idiot...

Some parts are still missing!

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |