one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$5.00 won 5 votes

One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge...

It'll be called YouTwitFace.

5 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
1 votes

Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?

Because they're always too quick to retweet.

1 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
4 votes

Life is like a roll of toilet paper...

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!

4 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

One minute you're young and fun...

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

4 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |