one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment?

I'm having a going-out-of-fitness sale.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The ironing board...

The ironing board is a surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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After birth you forget what your Mom is really like on the inside.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken...

Mistaken for patience!

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posted by "wadejagz" |