I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...
I won't lie, it was a rocky road!
Happiness is walking through the green grass barefoot....
Misery is walking through the green grass barefoot and then discovering it's a cow pasture.
I'm a multi-tasker...
I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."