one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What exactly is junk?

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I’m going to be buried up in the Boston area when I die.

My mother had plotted it for years.

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
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In which bank doers Dracula like to save money?

In a blood bank!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
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I was going to post a time-traveling joke...

But you guys didn't like it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |