one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Why do bagpipe players always walk while they play?

Is it to get away from the noise?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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It is better to be healthy than wise...

Being sick costs you money, but you can be dumb for free.

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Keep a very firm grasp on reality...

That way you can strangle it at any time.

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It is not an optical illusion...

It just looks like one.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |