one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$12.00 won 5 votes

Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
0 votes

To win a coin toss every single time...

Call out, "Heads I win, Tails you lose!"

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posted by "Douglas" |
$9.00 won 23 votes

What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

23 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Clown" |
0 votes

I do not suffer from stress...

I’m just a carrier.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |