one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
3 votes

Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?"

Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."

3 votes

posted by "XKCK" |
1 votes

Did you hear about Steve Harvey and his wife getting into an argument?

It was a Family Feud!

1 votes

posted by "Charlie E" |
2 votes

Exercise works best first thing in the morning...

Before your brain figures out what you're doing.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god...

I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "outward" |