one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$15.00 won 5 votes

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
2 votes

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Why is there no egg in eggplant?

Why is there no ham in a hamburger?

How come English Muffins do not come from England?

How come French Fries do not come from France?

Why doesn’t pineapple contain apples or pines?

How come a Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea?

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

Buy your thermometers in the wintertime...

They're much lower then.

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |