one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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What is ambition?

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend...

But she left me before we met.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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On a Butcher's window....

"Let Me Meat Your Needs!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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In a Podiatrist's window there was a sign:

"Time Wounds All Heels!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |