A report says high school students aren't very good with American history.
On a recent test, a majority of seniors thought Lincoln's Gettysburg address was 'ALincoln@gettysburg.com'.
"Your call is very important to us...
... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."
Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.
“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.
The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"
I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...
Where is this village and is there a number you can call?