one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
2 votes

What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?

One has a bill on their face and the other has their face on a bill.

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posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

When it comes to telling her age, she's shy...

About 10 years shy!!!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

"Where do you see yourself in six months?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

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posted by "mcdanijt" |
1 votes

My grandfather has lion heart and eagle eyes!

Unfortunately we couldn't find other donors.

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posted by "shota" |