one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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How can you identify a blind pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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posted by "Murb" |
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Why do clowns hold books they read very close to their faces?

So their noses are well red!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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"Don't give up on your dreams."

"Really? You mean it?"

"Yeah, just keep sleeping."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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You know you're having a bad day when...

Your pet rock snaps at you.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |