one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces, ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!''

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do ghosts need to build a house?

A “boo” print!

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posted by "Linda1988" |