Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces, ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!''
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
What do ghosts need to build a house?
A “boo” print!