one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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I don’t think George Clooney has a bathroom mirror...

He just has a note taped to the wall that says, “Don’t worry about it.”

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posted by "aak" |
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You didn't drop that thing...

You simply abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Reality is a nice place to visit...

But I sure would not want to live there!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Tomorrow will be canceled because of lack of interest...

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |