one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
3 votes

Sign on an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

The Scots invented golf...

Which might explain why they invented Scotch.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people that were here last year."

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

"About 3,000 miles!"

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Kyoto" |