one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Applicant: Shows up 45 minutes late for interview to be a cable installer.

Interviewer: “You’re hired.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?

The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I had an office so small...

That when I put the key in the door, I broke a window.

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posted by "greens52" |
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It is a scientific fact...

That your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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posted by "wadejagz" |