Applicant: Shows up 45 minutes late for interview to be a cable installer.
Interviewer: “You’re hired.”
Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?
The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.
I had an office so small...
That when I put the key in the door, I broke a window.
It is a scientific fact...
That your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.