holiday jokes
Favorite this joke Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...
And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.
What do you call a Turkey with a limp?
A gobble with a wobble.
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...
He was picking his nose.
9th Place
won
$6.00
May your dressing be tasty, May your turkey be plump...
May your potatoes and gravy, Have never a lump...
May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize...
And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off your thighs!
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