holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...

And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you call a Turkey with a limp?

A gobble with a wobble.

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Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...

He was picking his nose.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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May your dressing be tasty, May your turkey be plump...

May your potatoes and gravy, Have never a lump...

May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize...

And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off your thighs!

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posted by "wadejagz" |