Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...
And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.
What do you call a Turkey with a limp?
A gobble with a wobble.
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...
He was picking his nose.
May your dressing be tasty, May your turkey be plump...
May your potatoes and gravy, Have never a lump...
May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize...
And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off your thighs!