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Favorite this joke My sister was busy getting ready to host our entire family for Easter. On her to-do list was a hair appointment for her daughter.
"So, Katie," said the stylist as the little girl got up in the chair, "who’s coming to your house this weekend with big ears and floppy feet?"
Katie replied, "I think it’s my Uncle Brian."
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Changing Resolutions...
2010: I will get my weight down below 160 pounds.
2011: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 180 pounds.
2012: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2013: I will work out every day.
2014: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week and eat fewer cookies.
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