holiday jokes

Why did Santa go to a Kanye West concert?

He wanted to improve his wrapping skills!

Is there a Fourth of July in England?

Of course there is! There’s a Fourth of July in every country. It’s just only in America that it's a holiday.

When does Christmas come before Halloween and Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary!

The kid wants to be a bird for next halloween...

So she can say, "trick or tweet!"