holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...........

And in 1495 his luggage and baggage finally arrived.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Jon Good" |
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One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He was a bit nervous and began walking a little bit faster. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump". He began running and the coffin kept up and began opening and closing, ""thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". Terrified he ran to his front door, and went inside, slamming the door and locking it. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump - CRASH" it came right through the door, He ran up the stairs, and right behind him, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". He rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door, but the coffin broke through the door - "thumpety thump, thumpety thump crash". Terrified the man grabbed the first thing he could, a bottle of robutusin and threw it - and the coffin stopped!

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posted by "Paul Tomlinson" |
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It's Christmas Eve and mom is busily preparing the last minute decorations in the family room when little Sally asks: "Mom, don't forget to put out the treat for Santa next to the fireplace."

The mom thanks Sally and goes to the kitchen for Santa's treat. Later, when putting her to bed Sally says. "Mom, why did you put a can of Slim-fast next to Santa's treat?"

Distracted and anxious to get back downstairs to finish the decorations mom replies. "Daddy is on a diet."

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posted by "ed castellanos" |
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Q: What did the ghost say to the doctor?
A: I have a boo boo

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posted by "ashley hernandez-king" |