Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?
Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!
On social media I posted, “If anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving, I'm going to delete them!”
The next day, I didn’t have any friends.