holiday jokes
Favorite this joke Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?
Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!
On social media I posted, “If anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving, I'm going to delete them!”
The next day, I didn’t have any friends.
All haunted houses are the same. I went to one the other night, and heard the standard screams, shrieks, scary sounds and gotchas.
Then I went to another one down the road and it was like "Deja BOO!" all over again.
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