holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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One day Dan asks Bob, “So Bob what did you get for Christmas?”

Then Bob says to Dan, “Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?”

Dan says, “OOOOH WOW!!!”

Bob says, “Ya, I got the same exact color tie!”

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posted by "Bob Mc Crob" |
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Why is Christmas like a day at the office?

Because, you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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posted by "Harlen" |
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So every morning a husband would wake up in the morning and pass gas really loud. The wife told him one day if you keep that up you are going fart out your guts.

The husband said no way it is impossible. Well this went on for along time.

Finally the wife was cooking Thanksgiving dinner and while she was taking all the guts out of the bird she had an Idea. She sneaked in there bedroom and stuffed all the turkey guts in his underwear.

The next morning she heard him wake up and fart really loud. After that it was quiet for some time.

Then her hubby came down and said, "You where right I did fart out my guts. But thank goodness I was able stuff them all back in!"

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posted by "Captin Kirk T Johnson" |
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As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked me where the lift was.

"Go down the hill," I told them, "out the door, past the pool, 200 yards down the block, and you'll see it on your right."

Their tired faces suddenly looked even more exhausted, until the man behind them spoke up.

"They're from England," he said. "I think they're looking for the elevator."

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posted by "HENNE" |