holiday jokes
Favorite this joke A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?"
"She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!"
Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...
And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.
What do you call a Turkey with a limp?
A gobble with a wobble.
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...
He was picking his nose.
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