holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
0 votes

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?"

"She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!"

0 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
0 votes

Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...

And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.

0 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
0 votes

What do you call a Turkey with a limp?

A gobble with a wobble.

0 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Miles Takiguchi" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...

He was picking his nose.

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |