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Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?

Because they are rain deer.

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posted by "ERS" |
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A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.

The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway.

The sign came back a few days later... "Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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How does Santa keep the weeds out of his garden?

With a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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10. A car wash kit
9. A table saw
8. Two all-day passes to Best Buy's Home Theatre Installation Seminar
7. A case of oil
6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated

5. Custom engraved bowling ball
4. New outboard motor for fishing boat
3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD
2. New satellite dish with sports package
1. Three-year membership to Weight Watchers Clinic

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posted by "wadejagz" |