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Favorite this joke Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day...
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."
The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"
"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."
Scene: A man applying for credit
at a department store.
Clerk: What do you do for a living?
Man: I’m a tree trimmer.
Clerk: So what do you do after Christmas?
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