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Favorite this joke My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.
He said to me, "You can't drink while you're working."
I said, "Oh, don't worry - I'm not working."
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day...
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."
The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"
"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."
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