holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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This Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted was an Xbox, nothing more. That’s it. Beginning and end of list, one Xbox.

You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.

Which was fine... because I bought her an Xbox.

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posted by "ERS" |
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Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?

Because they are rain deer.

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posted by "ERS" |
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A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.

The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway.

The sign came back a few days later... "Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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How does Santa keep the weeds out of his garden?

With a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |