holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't to that."

"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because, that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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I know. I know. People say, "It's the thought that counts, not the gift."

But couldn't people learn to think a bit bigger?!?!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you call a Santa Claus who has no money?

Saint Nickel-less!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "SwankyBoi" |
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You've finally have gone overboard with your ugly Christmas sweaters...

This one is so ugly, it makes Ralph Lauren just Ralph!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Stephen Vanderpool" |