holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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Question: What does Santa Claus measure by?

Answer: Santa-meters

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posted by "Leah David" |
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Now that all of the coal mines are closed, all of those lumps of coal Santa left me are now worth a fortune!

I think I can corner the market with my supply alone... Thanks Santa!

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posted by "Marty" |
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What kind of music do Christmas elves like the best?

Wrap music!

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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My new years resolution is not to shovel snow...

Since I'm moving to Phoenix Arizona, I feel pretty good about it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |