Just before Santa took off for his annual around the world trip, Mrs. Claus looked out the window and commented...
"It looks like rain-dear!"
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true, Comet now cleans sinks.
Wife to husband...
"This Christmas let's give each other sensible gifts... like ties and fur coats."