holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
$15.00 won 11 votes

Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?

That’s right—he was elf taught.

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posted by "sravanthi" |
$12.00 won 10 votes
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I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day...

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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posted by "stee" |
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A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."

The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"

"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."

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posted by "Lambert F. Novak" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store.

Clerk: What do you do for a living?

Man: I’m a tree trimmer.

Clerk: So what do you do after Christmas?

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posted by "srg" |