Baby Billy was sitting in his mother's kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.
"What are you doing?" Billy asked.
"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," his mother replied.
"That's cool!" Billy said. "Are you going to hang it next to the bear?"
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!
Santa Claus has the right idea...
Visit people only once a year.