holiday jokes

Can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect woman???

I almost got kidnapped 3 times today!!!

Thanksgiving Day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church.

Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."

"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied. "Then why is their dad carrying that rifle?"

You know your old when you look at Santa Claus and think...

"Gosh, he looks so young!"

Why do Dasher and Dancer enjoy coffee so much?

Because they're Santa's star bucks!