What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
I gave my son six pieces of cardboard last Christmas.
He asked, "What’s this?"
I replied, "It’s an ex box!"
Did you hear about the turkey that wore a sweater made out of stuffing?
If felt so nice & warm, that she even wore it inside.
It's officially that season...
It’s officially the season of letting vague Santa threats do about 80 percent of my parenting.