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Favorite this joke Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.
One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."
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How do you find the value of taking Yule to the x power?
You take the Yule log.
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...
He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."
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Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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