Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings...
One by one...
As each relative goes home.
Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.
One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."
How do you find the value of taking Yule to the x power?
You take the Yule log.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...
He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."