holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings...

One by one...

As each relative goes home.

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posted by "HENNE" |
9 votes

Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.

One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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How do you find the value of taking Yule to the x power?

You take the Yule log.

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posted by "Michael Christophe" |
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...

He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."

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posted by "mcdanijt" |