Now that all of the coal mines are closed, all of those lumps of coal Santa left me are now worth a fortune!
I think I can corner the market with my supply alone... Thanks Santa!
What kind of music do Christmas elves like the best?
My new years resolution is not to shovel snow...
Since I'm moving to Phoenix Arizona, I feel pretty good about it.
For this year I'm requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body.
P.S. Please don't mix them up like you did last year.