What is the most common sickness for Christmas Trees?
Why do gingerbread men not have teeth?
Because they are prone gingivitis.
A little girl is in the kitchen watching her mother prepare for the following day's Christmas dinner.
She asks, "Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas?"
Her mommy replies, "No honey, you'll have turkey just like the rest of us."
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, he asked her the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my text?"