How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first...
Your money or your feet!
Just before Santa took off for his annual around the world trip, Mrs. Claus looked out the window and commented...
"It looks like rain-dear!"
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.