holiday jokes

Two brothers received a sled for Christmas. After they played in the snow for a half-hour, Billy was in tears.

Their father said, "John, I told you to let Billy use the sled half the time."

John replied, "I did! I used it going down and Billy used it going up!"

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

25... there's no 'L'...

Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.

One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."