holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
4 votes

Two brothers received a sled for Christmas. After they played in the snow for a half-hour, Billy was in tears.

Their father said, "John, I told you to let Billy use the sled half the time."

John replied, "I did! I used it going down and Billy used it going up!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
5 votes

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

25... there's no 'L'...

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Dick Drury" |
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Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings...

One by one...

As each relative goes home.

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
9 votes

Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.

One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."

9 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |