holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day...

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, "The man says this is a Cannibal monkey."

The wife says, "You are drunk an talking out your head!"

"Shush, I'm talking to the cat."

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posted by "Lambert F. Novak" |
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Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store.

Clerk: What do you do for a living?

Man: I’m a tree trimmer.

Clerk: So what do you do after Christmas?

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posted by "srg" |
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Every Easter our church stages an elaborate pageant. Last year the man who played Pontius Pilate had to work on the night of the dress rehearsal, and a chorus member substituted for him.

As we began rehearsing Pilate’s solo, the conductor stopped the orchestra. “Pilate, I don’t hear you,” he called out. “You’re not loud enough.”

“Pilate is at work,” a voice on the stage shouted back. “We’ve got our co-Pilate tonight.”

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posted by "srg" |