holiday jokes

I don't think I'll attend Christmas dinner this year...

My wife gave me a haircut this morning, and now she going to make a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.

Christmas time...

That time of year when many people are more interested in the present than the past.

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't to that."

"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because, that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"