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New Monster Pill
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Dr Frankenstein: "Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50% glue and 50% aspirin."

Igor: "But what's it for?"

Dr Frankenstein: "For monsters with splitting headaches."

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Nice Decorum
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What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins.

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Trim A Snowman
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The snowman decided he had to go to the barber to get all his icicles cut off.

He was tired of having frosted flakes.

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Which Haunted House
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SON: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

DAD: What's wrong with the one we live in?

SON: Huh?

DAD: Goodnight...

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