holiday jokes

The snowman decided he had to go to the barber to get all his icicles cut off.

He was tired of having frosted flakes.

SON: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

DAD: What's wrong with the one we live in?

SON: Huh?

DAD: Goodnight...

The wife and I were going on a holiday vacation, and when we got to the airport I said to her, "I wish I'd brought the television."

She said, "Why, will you get bored?"

I said, "No, the passports are on top of it."

“Are you making any New Year’s Resolutions?” my friend asked.

“Yes. I’ve resolved to stop playing so much polo,” I remarked.

“Since when have you been playing polo?"

“Never. But I figured that is one resolution I could keep!”