How do you find the value of taking Yule to the x power?
You take the Yule log.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...
He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."
Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
"That guy was so happy that it's St Patrick's day, that he was literally bouncing off the walls!"
"Who was it?"
"Rick O'Shea."