Past Winners

7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$10.00 won 8 votes

My local college just announced the end of a scientific study...

Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

8 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |
7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$9.00 won 8 votes

Two ladies are walking to their local County Fair, when it starts to rain. One says to the other, "Put your umbrella up, it's raining."

"I can't," says the other, "it's got holes in it."

"Holes in it?" the first lady asks. "Why did you bring it with you?"

The response, "I didn't think it would rain."

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |
7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$8.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny walked into his classroom with a fried egg on his head.

The teacher asked, "Why do you have a fried egg on your head?"

Little Johnny responded, "Because a hard boiled egg rolls off."

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |
7/12/2019 To 7/19/2019
$7.00 won 7 votes

A music store was robbed last week...

Thieves made away with the lute.

7 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |