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2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$10.00 won 7 votes
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I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.”

He said, “You have a wee cough?”

I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$9.00 won 6 votes

Two little boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?"

His friend answered, "Sixteen... four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "LScott969" |
2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$8.00 won 4 votes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2/7/2019 To 2/14/2019
$7.00 won 4 votes

My daughter was working for the American Embassy in Australia when she was expecting her first child. I was so happy when she texted me with the news.

"I'm a grandfather!" I said to my coworkers.

"When was she born?" somebody queried.

Recalling the date she told me, I thought for a minute and said in a calm voice, "Tomorrow!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Retired Terp" |