Past Winners

10/23/2020 To 10/30/2020
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
10/16/2020 To 10/23/2020
$50.00 won 7 votes

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

''What's so funny?'' the bartender asked.

''That stupid Dave!'' the fellow chortled. ''He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!''

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
10/16/2020 To 10/23/2020
$25.00 won 6 votes

What natural remedies still work during quarantine?

Essential oils!

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "eslippin" |
10/16/2020 To 10/23/2020
$15.00 won 5 votes

No offense, but I was raised to “take care of my husband”...

Wash his clothes, clean the house, wear gloves, get rid of the body, act really sad at the funeral.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |