Past Winners

Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!"

Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence."

Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack?

Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Sarah decided she had been stood up.

Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her date.

He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped. "I'm two hours late and she's still not ready?"

What did the bra say to the hat??

You go on ahead, I will give these two a lift.