Past Winners

12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$9.00 won 2 votes
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My friend called me and said, "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45."

I made it there in 33, which was Record Time!

2 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$8.00 won 2 votes
 

Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot.

She said if I did she was going to leave me.

That's proof that it gets rid of aches and pains!

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$7.00 won 2 votes

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.

The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading, "Justice has triumphed!"

The client wired back, "Appeal at once!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "merk" |
12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes
 

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet.

In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |