Past Winners

5/18/2018 To 5/25/2018
$10.00 won 4 votes

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is tonight!”

I'm not positive, but I think it was Farmer Geddon.

4 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
5/18/2018 To 5/25/2018
$9.00 won 4 votes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "WomenPower" |
5/18/2018 To 5/25/2018
$8.00 won 4 votes

Father to Daughter: It's a good thing you chose to takes accounting at school.

Daughter: How come?

Father: Because I want you to account for coming home at five am this morning.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "alexander" |
5/18/2018 To 5/25/2018
$7.00 won 3 votes

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them!" I replied.

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |