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3/31/2023 To 4/7/2023

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A computer once beat me at chess...

But it was no match for me at kickboxing!

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes

6th Place won $9.00

posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |

3/31/2023 To 4/7/2023

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Television repairman: "So, what seems to be the problem with your TV?"

Homeowner: "Well, it has double images. I hope the two of you can fix it."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes

7th Place won $8.00

posted by "Kathy Harrington" |

3/31/2023 To 4/7/2023

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What do you call a professional you hire to put someone down?

An Insultant.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes

8th Place won $7.00

posted by "Gary Greenfield" |

3/31/2023 To 4/7/2023

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I was reading the parable of the Good Shepherd to my little girl for her bedtime story. I got to the part about the Good Shepherd counting the 99 sheep, expecting to have 100, and getting ready to go out to find that one lost sheep.

Great bedtime story, great message about a father's infinite love, right?

Then my daughter asks, "Daddy, he was counting sheep, right? When he was counting those ninety-nine sheep, why didn't he fall asleep when he got to around number 20?"

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CATEGORY Religious Jokes

9th Place won $6.00

posted by "Peter P." |