Past Winners

8/5/2022 To 8/12/2022
$7.00 won 1 votes

Which ant smells the best?

De-odor-ANT!

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "L. Hatch" |
8/5/2022 To 8/12/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes
 

You know you are getting old when your boss hires a new employee...

And you find out that you used to hang around with their grandpa when you were growing up.

1 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jivebunny" |
7/29/2022 To 8/5/2022
$50.00 won 2 votes

Shipwreck Diary...

Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.

Day 2: I have married the crab.

Day 3: I have eaten my wife.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
7/29/2022 To 8/5/2022
$25.00 won 2 votes

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip, he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait, and he disappears into the lobby.

After a minute he comes back, with the woman on his arm. “Fancy meeting my 'wife' here,” he says to the clerk. “Guess I will need a double room for the night.”

The next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. “What is the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk. “I have only been here for one night!”

“Yes,” says the clerk, “but your 'wife' has been here for three weeks!”

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |