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9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$9.00 won 5 votes

If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...

Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$8.00 won 3 votes

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 12 to 1."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$7.00 won 4 votes

There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.

So she got his E string and his D string.

4 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Billy Ray Baldwin" |
9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$6.00 won 3 votes
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Student: "Professor, I can't go to class today."

Professor: "Why?"

Student: "I don't feel well."

Professor: "Where don't you feel well?"

Student: "In class."

3 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |