Past Winners

8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes

A man dies and goes to heaven. As he walks towards the heaven, he passes by the hell. His curiosity gets better of him and he peeks inside and sees people laughing, singing, a band playing heartily and people are all dancing. He thinks to himself, "If hell is this lively, I cannot wait to see what heaven looks like."

He proceeds and walks into heaven. Heaven is all quiet, serene, birds chirping, flowers blooming, sun is shining. He looks around and sees a man sitting leisurely under a tree. He walks up to him and says, "I just peeped into hell and there everyone was laughing, singing, dancing and they even had a band playing great music. In contrast, it's so quiet in here. The man sitting says, "What did you think? Should we have hired a band here too just for one person?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Veronica Sehnaz" |
8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

A husband went to the refrigerator and checked to see what was edible.

He found a salad in a container and called to his wife, “How long has this salad been around?”

She replied, “I don’t know. It’s probably lost its dressing.”

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Devilr" |
8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$50.00 won 3 votes

I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
8/12/2022 To 8/19/2022
$25.00 won 2 votes

A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station:

Q: Has your driver's license ever been suspended or revoked?

"No, never."

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a DUI?

"Oh yes, lots of times!"

Q: Have you ever been convicted of a driving-related felony?

"Yeah, three of them."

At this point, the officer stopped to ask: "Well wait a minute, if you have all of these DUIs and felonies, how come your license has never been suspended or revoked?"

The man responds: "Never got one."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "aod318" |