Magic is awesome.
Do you know the name of the magical stick that makes men disappear?
The pregnancy stick.
My boss won't stop flirting with me.
It makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
Mainly because we're a family run business.
Doctor (complacently): "You cough more easily this morning."
Patient (querulously): "I should, I've been practicing all night."
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"