Past Winners

My first apartment was so close to the Airport...

That every time I went to the kitchen to make a brew and a sandwich, the stewardess told me to get back to my seat.

A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does.

The next day in a written test, she included this question:

"My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I am strong and attractive. I pick up things. What am I?"

When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word "Mother."

City boy, visiting his cousin's farm: "Say, why doesn't that cow have horns?"

Country cousin: "There are many reasons why a cow might not have horns. Some grow horns late in life, some have them removed, some might lose them in an accident, and then there are certain breeds who simply never grow horns. This cow doesn't have horns because it's a horse."

An elderly friend told about a nephew of his who became an orthopedic bone surgeon 50 years ago and moved to Colorado.

"Oh, where in Colorado did he move too?"

"I don't know but I'm sure it was at the base of a mountain that had a ski slope on it."