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8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$15.00 won 1 votes

What is a Pessimist?

The real world dictionary defines a 'pessimist' as an optimist with no experience.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$12.00 won 1 votes

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.

Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on."What are you doing?" I asked.

"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$10.00 won 1 votes
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"Are you an actress, auntie?"

"No darling, why do you ask?"

"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$9.00 won 1 votes
 

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

1 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |