Past Winners

Teacher: Vincent, not to be presumptuous, but your short story is truly fantastic. Did you really write it?

Vincent: Yes, I wrote, while my mother dictated.

Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But Larry’s still alive?”

“I know, but his hair is gone.”

My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...

They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”

If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet...
And a Llama with two L's is an adorable beast of burden...
What's a three L Lama?

A big fire in Boston.