Past Winners

A preacher stood up before his congregation and said, "I have so much to say, I don't know where to begin."

Someone in the pew shouted, "How about somewhere close to the end?"

Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

So the doctor came in to ask me about my broken arm.

He said: “Will painkillers help?"

I said: “It wouldn't hurt.”

A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.

The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"

The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"