Past Winners

It was Dad's turn to read Little Johnny a bedtime story. After twenty minutes, Mom called up the stairs, "Is he asleep?"

Little Johnny called back, "Yes, finally."

Dentist: "This will hurt a little."

Patient: "Okay."

Dentist: "I've been sleeping with your wife for a year now."

Yesterday I saw my neighbor kicking in his own door...

Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home.

You matter...

Until you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light.

Then you energy.