Past Winners

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...

Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”

Customer: "How much are these tomatoes?"

Owner: "Ninety-nine cents a pound."

Customer: "What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!"

Owner: "Then why don't you shop there?"

Customer: "They don't have any today."

Owner: "Well, when I don't have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!"

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!"