Past Winners

Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.

My bad dude, my bad...

The day after the Annual Academy Awards program had aired, my wife and I were riding on the the freeway, when she saw a digital highway information sign which read, "There's no Oscar given for being a lead-foot!"

I quickly responded, "No, but you might get 'slapped' with a ticket!"

Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs...

It's because they're Inca hoots!

As he paid for our meal with a gift card, my husband noticed the bill was more than the card was worth, so he handed our waiter his debit card to cover the balance.

"Wow, some people might have skipped out and stuck me with the difference," the waiter said. "Thank you for being so honest."

Then, as he took the card, he asked, "Could I see some ID?"