Past Winners

8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$25.00 won 7 votes
 

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes!

Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.

Genie: Done! You have no more wishes.

Me: But you said three?

Genie: Well go ahead, sue me.

7 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$15.00 won 9 votes

Me (texting): Are we still on for today?

Reply Received: You don’t have to text me this every morning! As your boss, trust me when I say, WE ARE "ON" FOR WORK EVERYDAY, MON - FRI!

9 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$12.00 won 9 votes

At a local gun show two guys were bragging about their wife's abilities.

"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."

"That's nothing. My wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime."

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$10.00 won 9 votes

I decided to do research on my ancestry and went to a genealogy professional.

First question: "Have you any poor relations?"

"Not any that I know."

Second question: "Have you any rich relations?"

"Not any that know me."

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |