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8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$50.00 won 2 votes

When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?”

I said, “No, not particularly."

2 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$25.00 won 1 votes

If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In Google Docs.

1 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "I am innocent" |
8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$15.00 won 1 votes

What is a Pessimist?

The real world dictionary defines a 'pessimist' as an optimist with no experience.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
8/19/2022 To 8/26/2022
$12.00 won 1 votes

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.

Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on."What are you doing?" I asked.

"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |