Past Winners

7/1/2022 To 7/8/2022
$50.00 won 2 votes

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."

A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
7/1/2022 To 7/8/2022
$25.00 won 4 votes

After dinner one evening a the President was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano.

At one point he turned to the visitor and said, "I understand you love music?"

"Yes," murmured the guest politely. "But never you mind, you keep right on playing..."

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |
7/1/2022 To 7/8/2022
$15.00 won 3 votes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and trembles?

A nervous wreck.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Dennis Rutledge" |
7/1/2022 To 7/8/2022
$12.00 won 1 votes

Teacher: Eleanor Roosevelt said, "Intelligent people talk about ideas. Regular people talk about current events and lower than average people talk about people."

Little Johnny: No matter what history would have us believe, I respect a teacher that tells it like it is. I had no idea Eleanor Roosevelt was a below average person.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Little Johnny: She was talking about people, right?

1 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Marty" |